Category Archives: Life Rants Updates 2004

The Point Of Art?

Can it really be a whole year – yesterday – since I lay on the floor at The Tate Modern on the South Bank and looked up at that bizarre, yet compelling, installation that was Olafur Eliasson’s Weather Project? The very fact that I loved it, and wrote about it, made me realise that, generally, art doesn’t feature a great deal in my life. I mean paintings and installations don’t come high up on my list of things to do. I have spent time in most of the major London galleries since I have been here, but nothing ever ‘clicks’ with me and, to be honest, apart from an Annie Leibovitz exhibition a few years ago, I can’t recall much that I have seen. I wonder why paintings, sculpture, etc. don’t resonate with me? I went to the Dali museum/gallery on the South Bank months ago because I thought surrealism might be more appealing, but it was only marginally more so. In 2001 I went to see Martin Creed’s Turner Prize-winning lights (going on and off in a room) and just didn’t get it (at all). It’s very strange, really, as I would like to appreciate art more, and I would love to be able to take good photographs. It’s not that I don’t see that it’s good (or bad) art but more that most of the art I have seen simply washes over me. It doesn’t grab me. Maybe I should just keep looking! As for other things that I did last year, I really won’t mind being on a plane back to Helsinki, but my boss went instead.

On this day…

2004: More Producing
2003: Flight Time Thinking

I Love Firework Displays

Battersea Bonfire 2004

After returning home and talking about Borough Market, we headed off to meet some colleagues for the fireworks at Battersea Park, where the bonfire lighting led into fireworks set to music (I think my bonfire picture looks a little sinister somehow). Yet again, there was a huge crowd, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Before the actual fireworks began, there was a display of aerial acrobatics with trapeze artists performing some kind of mid-air ballet set to music. The performers were suspended from a huge crane, allowing the audience on the fields below to watch the spectacle. They also used dancing kites set to music and illuminated from below to add to the effect. Sadly, many of the crowd were only there for the explosions and started jeering. I was not impressed by those who started booing – I thought the show was a great attempt to try to do something a little more than just have a series of spectacular fireworks, and the council and the performers deserved much credit. The fireworks themselves were, as the Battersea show always is, spectacular. I was trying to explain the origins of Bonfire Night to one of our group who comes from Italy and was not aware of the traditions. Sadly, I was unable to remember much of what I learnt last year:

Responding to papal denunciations and pressure from radical Protestants, Queen Elizabeth’s government severely penalised practising Catholics. Catholics hoped for greater toleration from James, whose Queen was herself a Catholic. Instead, James reconfirmed Elizabeth’s anti-Catholic legislation; he also ended England’s war with Spain, removing any hope of imposing Catholicism by force. source

On this day…

2003: Another Rant on Phone and PDAs

Great London Food Market Revisited

The Cutty Sark on 6 November 2004

Today we managed to eat at the Spanish Chorizo stall that I previously mentioned and had a good old look around Borough Market again. It really is full of some of the most fantastic food and I still wonder why on earth there aren’t more markets like that around the UK. Borough Market was, once again, heaving with a wide range of people. Some, clearly at the tourist end of the scale, just looking and, perhaps, picking up a bite to eat. Some, like us, were wandering in search of both the bit to eat and something to bring home and cook over the next few days. Others, clearly more local (many seemed to have come on bicycles), appeared to be doing their weekly grocery shop. The market thrilled me yet again – if you’re in London at the weekend it’s a must (and trust me, the queue for the Chorizo burgers really does indicate how great they are). If you’re looking for directions, Borough Market is just behind Southwalk Cathedral (and near London Bridge underground station) and near The Cutty Sark (that’s the picture – food stalls didn’t seem photogenic).

UPDATE: Julian just emailed me and pointed out that I am not really talking about The Cutty Sark at all (which is the big thing down Greenwich way), and my picture is of a replica of The Golden Hind. I knew this (I’ve even been to a wedding on board) so why I got it confused is a mystery. Thanks for pointing out my stupidity.

On this day…

2005: Regent Street Lights 2005
2003: Heavenly?
2003: Do I Hear Fi?
2003: Another Month Another Man
2003: Bring A Smile
2002: Fly Accipiter, Fly

More Say About Trains Than Bush

As almost the rest of the world wants to talk about the US Election (what on earth have you done to the world now?) I want to talk about trains. Yesterday I mentioned my trip to Edinburgh, and I noted that I travelled by train. I didn’t tell you of the sheer pleasure of travelling on a high-speed GNER train, and I won’t have all those naysayers who want to moan about the service stop me. Clean, comfortable and (except for one brief 15-minute slowdown as we criss-crossed track works) very high speed. An at-seat buffet trolley with things you’d like to eat and a well-stocked buffet car (I skipped the sit-down lunch in the restaurant car despite the fact it looked good). Apparently, there was a wireless network (although I couldn’t find it) but, sensibly, there were power points near my standard class seating to charge my laptop and mobile phone. All that and no waiting around at airports and ‘please turn off all electrical items’ until we are quite high. The last time I went to Scotland, the journey was turbulent, to say the least, but that’s another story.

On the way back yesterday afternoon, the train was older and more crowded (as we hadn’t booked seats, there was a little more of a scramble). Still, two comfortable seats, coffee served at your seat, and a newspaper seemed like a good way to travel home (no roadworks or turbulence). We were in the Quiet Carriage which, in principle, is a nice idea. However, the quiet was lost on:

  • a Japanese student with an annoying high-pitched ringtone and a line of friends who wanted to hear the details of his journey home
  • The larger lady who turned off the ring on her phone only to talk all the way from Newcastle (or was it York) to colleagues about how she’d turned her ringer off and – while she was heading back to the office to tell them about the meeting – it went very well, darling, sweetie.
  • Two women on a shopping trip from Newcastle, who were so excited about their purchases they unpacked each one and cooed at each other all the way to London
  • a man whose iPod was so loud I know he was listening to Keane
  • a woman who (I think) was doing very badly at whatever game she was playing on her portable game-thing, as it made lots of those baritone beeps that I associate with people failing to answer questions on Family Fortunes

All such activity made it almost impossible for anybody to hear the announcements from our train’s Customer Service Leader (whatever happened to The Guard?) that it was a quiet carriage and you should turn off all equipment that makes annoying sounds and hold mobile telephone conversations in the vestibules (which used to be the cold bits between carriages but seem to have been given a new lease of life).

On this day…

2003: Brookside Closed
2001: About Musak

Reading The TV News Headlines

TV News always looks exciting and glamorous: being a TV news anchor carries authority and power and doesn’t have to come with all the trappings of fame; a TV journalist has travel, a sense of excitement, and sometimes even risk. The cameras and the lights: a heady mix of worthiness, weight and touch of showbiz! However, right now I am watching the talented people of Sky News trying to fill the hours covering the American elections with nothing much to say. It must be a horrible task – hours and hours to fill and nothing at all to say. Hopefully, tomorrow there will be some facts to report. Right now, 74 votes for Bush and 78 for Kerry. The future of our world could easily be in the hands of one of them.

On this day…

2003: In Mark Owen’s Time
2002: Give Us Our Daily Blog

Wet London 20

Wet London 20

Ah, so I am back and exhausted from my little holiday. You will see some pictures on the Flickr sidebar or on my Flickr pages. Of course, while I have been enjoying some sunshine, I see London hasn’t been that dry. [Wet London 20 by Timo Arnall]

Time now to tackle some of the 200 or so comment spam messages that have arrived in my inbox.

In the meantime, has it really been two years since I saw Taboo?

On this day…

2005: Admonished By A Snack Food Wrapper
2004: 21 Dog Years: Doing Time At Amazon.Com
2002: Everything Taboo

BBC4 Should Broaden Its Appeal

According to The Independent [Source: BBC’s digital channels are ‘poor value’], BBC4 makes too many programmes which “virtually no one watches”. I would say that’s a shame, but I have hardly ever watched it. The only reason it is relevant is that last night I dreamt about all the BBC channel identities – those boxes with ‘BBC One’ etc. written in them. I have no idea why, but in my dream they were all yellow, and none of them had that annoying BBC Three character.

In a tenuous link, the BBC will, of course, report the run-up and outcome of the American elections next month. It may seem that we are somewhat powerless to do anything about it, but The Guardian is giving everybody a chance to say something. The idea is that Guardian readers are matched with an American voter, giving them the chance to communicate on a personal basis and tell a real-life voter what the rest of the world thinks. I think it’s quite an interesting idea. What the voters of Clark County, Ohio may think when they get letters from us Brits is another thing altogether. More at The Guardian.

Looking at my Flickr photo collection, I see that the first picture is of the water cooler in the office. This takes me back to the warm, balmy days of summer when it was so hot we thought we would melt in the office. Today, I am sitting here thinking I may have to buy a T-shirt during my lunch break to wear under my shirt, because I am cold and it’s pouring rain. Last week (and on Tuesday) I wrote about autumn. I am beginning to think we skipped straight to winter.

Speaking of photos (and linked to the BBC – so it makes sense to write it here), memories of children’s television and this date seem to be linked. This day in 2002 I was talking about the show Rainbow, and today Tom has posted a picture of Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub. Sometimes, it would be nice to be eight years old again!

Finally, for now, today’s phone lust: Orange SPV C500. Come on, Palm – get your act together – I want a more compact phone than the Treo by the time I am allowed to upgrade again.

On this day…

2002: Up Above The Streets And Houses
2002: Awww

Value From The Street

Today’s linkage: Todd Grimshaw, the character at the centre of a controversial gay storyline in Coronation Street, is set to return to ITV screens as producers at Granada try to extract more “value” from their biggest brand [Media Guardian]. See also that first kiss.

On this day…

2002: Friday Night’s Gonna Be Alright

Big Match Update

jonathan wilkes

I spoke last Sunday about Sky One’s programme The Match. Now I haven’t watched any of it apart from that first episode and the actual game tonight. The celebrities were better than I thought they would be, and I thought it was a shame that they lost (2-1). Jonathan Wilkes turned out to be something of a star, really, and scored the goal for the celebs. Poor old Gary Lucy didn’t do very well – apparently, they kept putting him on the bench all week, and he was up for the public vote several times. He did, however, survive to play part of the game. Perhaps it was one of the better reality TV shows.

[Sky Showbiz Report: Celebs Narrowly Beaten In The Match]

On this day…

2005: Sky One’s The Match
2002: Mussels

Autumn Again

Every year I talk about how nice autumn is (see, I did it here in 2003) and how much I like the season. If you have any doubts as to why I like the season, then just go look at Flick’s autumn tag – it’s stunningly beautiful. Every autumn is the same, with lots of work and me craving a holiday (see, I did that in 2002). This year is no different. But I have to admit – it was very cold this morning.

On this day…

2002: First VHS For Sale
2002: My Big Fat Greek Wedding