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Dannii Minogue ‘invents new dance’

Dannii Minogue accidentally started a new dance trend at an outdoor concert when she tried to alert the crowd to a capsized boat behind them.

Dannii’s attempts at raising the alarm by frantically pointing at the boat in a lake behind the audience backfired when fans thought she was performing a new dance.

After the show, Dannii said she had wanted to stop singing and shout for help, but was then relieved to see the man was safe. [Source: Ananova]

So, she was miming then?

On this day…

2004: It’s Getting Warm In London
2003: Business Like Apples
2002: Ministry of Truth

On this day…

2004: It’s Getting Warm In London
2003: Business Like Apples
2002: Ministry of Truth

We Love Pizza

Apparently, I am not the only one to have missed this story last week. But what joy, huh?

Gorging pizza could help reduce the risk of certain forms of cancer — Italian scientists say [Source: CNN]

Where’s my nearest Pizza Express then?

On this day…

2006: All Change
2002: Music on the Move
2002: They Go Quite Fast

On this day…

2006: All Change
2002: Music on the Move
2002: They Go Quite Fast

Buffalo Soldiers

Buffalo Soldiers was an attempt at a satirical take on the state of the US Army. Of course it was all made before the terrorist attacks of September 2001 and the war in Iraq of 2003 and has spent some time on the shelf until it was decided to release it.

Ray Elwood (Joaquin Phoenix) is the clerk for a supply unit of the US Army and is running every black-market racket he can until a new sergeant picks up the scent of the corruption and starts to root it out.

I found it a little disappointing as the story seemed narrow and predictable. Phoenix is good and brooding but not convincingly the type to go up against gang-land Germany in the days before the Berlin-wall fell. Ed Harris as Col. Berman, Scott Glenn as Sgt. Robert E. Lee are notable performances and Anna Paquin as the love-interest was well-played.

You do seem to side with Elwood (who is certainly not the good guy here) over the honesty of the others – which maybe as the writers intended – but you can’t help feeling that you wish this movie had more depth. Comparisons to M*A*S*H may be spot-on.

On this day…

2007: Read The Manual
2005: My Idea Changed
2004: Administrative Apologies
2003: Another Russian Birthday
2003: Not Another Teen Movie
2002: How do you say Happy Birthday in Russian?
2002: Marry Me

On this day…

2007: Read The Manual
2005: My Idea Changed
2004: Administrative Apologies
2003: Another Russian Birthday
2003: Not Another Teen Movie
2002: How do you say Happy Birthday in Russian?
2002: Marry Me

Another Russian Birthday

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Another year has passed and it’s my Dad’s birthday again. Last year he was somewhere in Russia – actually he’s in Astana which I know isn’t Russia – and I was asking if anybody knew Happy Birthday in Russian.

Well, this, apparently, is it (although clearly it could say anything):

Apparently this text says Happy Birthday in Russian

So, for next year I just need the sound file. How do you actually say that?

On this day…

2007: Read The Manual
2005: My Idea Changed
2004: Administrative Apologies
2003: Buffalo Soldiers
2003: Not Another Teen Movie
2002: How do you say Happy Birthday in Russian?
2002: Marry Me

On this day…

2007: Read The Manual
2005: My Idea Changed
2004: Administrative Apologies
2003: Buffalo Soldiers
2003: Not Another Teen Movie
2002: How do you say Happy Birthday in Russian?
2002: Marry Me

Not Another Teen Movie

This is Chris Evans from Not Another Teen MovieWhen we returned from Pride in the Park 2003, wet and exhausted but having had a thoroughly fantastic day, PY and I set about eating and watching a movie on Sky Box Office (more Pride in the Park at The Independent and at
BBC News).

We chose Not Another Teen Movie, simply because we thought it wouldn’t actually tax us and therefore we could just enjoy it. Well, it’s not a great movie, there’s plenty of toilet humour and it’s not that well acted. But it certainly taxed us. We spent the whole 90 minutes or so trying to guess all the references to other teen movies (and I spent just about as much time lusting after the lead actor, who has the unfortunate name of Chris Evans – if you’re British you’ll understand why it’s unfortunate). Even Molly Ringwald got a look in!

Verdict: As a night in it’s much more fun to play guess the movie than try to follow this film. A fun film for sure!

On this day…

2007: Read The Manual
2005: My Idea Changed
2004: Administrative Apologies
2003: Buffalo Soldiers
2003: Another Russian Birthday
2002: How do you say Happy Birthday in Russian?
2002: Marry Me

On this day…

2007: Read The Manual
2005: My Idea Changed
2004: Administrative Apologies
2003: Buffalo Soldiers
2003: Another Russian Birthday
2002: How do you say Happy Birthday in Russian?
2002: Marry Me

Pride

Blue on stage at Pride 2003Well despite the weather and the somewhat officious woman searching by bag on entry, this year’s Pride in the Park in Hyde Park was fabulous – the best I have been to (probably ever – although my first Pride on Clapham Common was pretty cool too).

After breakfast at a friend’s house, PY and I headed down to Embankment for the parade. This is the first time I’ve ever marched with the crowd and it was brilliant – the only downside of actually taking part is that you do not get to see it all. In a bid to overcome this, we ran ahead and watched part of the parade (including the fabulous OutEverywhere bus) and then joined in at some point (for a great deal of the time we marched near a float that Josh from a previous Big Brother was prancing about on). The atmosphere was superb and the crowds watching were huge. Coming up to Piccadilly Circus was just a mass of people – it was quite exciting really.

Then we made the park. We made our way to the main stage and seeing Liberty X (who were surprisingly good), Ulta Nate (who sang a whole stack of songs that I was familiar with) and Blue (who were also very good). Later in the day we caught Tom Robinson and Jimmy Sommerville (this after standing on the sidelines singing along to Bananarama – but as nobody has a picture of that I will deny it at a later date).

At some point in the afternoon – just after it started to rain – we had a wander around the market stalls (which seemed more varied than other times) and had a poke in some of the dance tents (although it’s not really my thing). By late afternoon, the rain was pouring but spirits were not dampened (and. luckily, for most of the afternoon the ground in Hyde Park held up).

It was an exhausting day but it was worth it and it was great to be with a bunch of other homos just having a good time. There will be some pictures in the gallery, eventually.

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On this day…

2002: Back To A Normal Life

On this day…

2002: Back To A Normal Life

Home again

I have been North – both for pleasure and business – which was an enjoyable break from London. On my travels I took in a great restaurant in Halifax, The Lowry at Salford Quays and the countryside around Burnley. Sometimes, it’s a shame you have to come home. I may post pictures soon.

So, what have I missed? Well, to be honest, not a great deal thanks to the wonders of Google News and the advanced search feature (how did I miss that before?). I was able to keep in touch thanks to the blog aggregator service at Bloglines – which I can’t help but recommend to all. I also managed to buy a walking hand (which pleased me greatly) and solved a birthday present problem. And, before I forget, Jason Kottke came up with another entry that deserves a link (Another? It’s the second I’ve linked in as many weeks).

On a more serious note, I paused in my ranting about Blood on Blair’s hands after reading a very considered piece by David Aaronovitch in Tuesday’s Guardian:

Perhaps their authors would like to speculate on the other 4,500 people who committed suicide in England last year, and who – exactly – drove them to it. It might help the coroners

[Source: Why suicide? Only one person knows, The Guardian]

I was irritated by Peter Cuthbertson’s piece on Michael Moore – who I do believe does some good work – but, after consideration, accepted that Michael Moore is not only an astute political commentator but also in the business of selling books and TV shows. Therefore, I concede, he may be prone to some exaggeration for effect on occasions. I don’t think what Peter has written (or quoted) really proved that anything was fabricated in Stupid White Men or, my personal favourite of Moore’s work, Bowling for Columbine. Of course I only read Cuthbertson’s Conservative Commentary to be irritated so I’m not sure why I was surprised.

Cuthbertson also pointed me to a piece at National Review Online about gay marriage – which I feel compelled to comment on, but not now.

On this day…

2005: Button On The Podium
2002: City Hall

On this day…

2005: Button On The Podium
2002: City Hall

Britain’s Net Pioneers

Finally, I’ve just uploaded my review of the ‘Dot.Bomb: The Rise and Fall of Dot Com Britain‘ and posted it to Amazon. We’ll wait and see if they publish it.

For a couple of years, so-call ‘dot com’ fever landed on Britain’s shores. The city money men went mad for anybody with a web-based idea: it was the future. By the middle of 2000, this future was collapsing in recriminations and losses. There do not appear to be many authors who address this from the British standpoint but BBC journalist Rory Cellan-Jones does just that and brings an interesting take on the events of those years.

Watching the bubble grow and burst from his journalist viewpoint, Cellan-Jones saw the rise (and fall) of Boo, lastminute, Firebox and First Tuesday. With a little distance he is able to get some of the founders of those organisations to speak of the madness of those times.

Dot Bomb is an interesting tale of new business where, almost to a person, the CEOs were under-forty with little or no experience running multi-million pound ventures. Cellan-Jones observes that, in Britain, ‘many of the people who leapt on the bandwagon had a head-start in life’ and that they key skill was not the software – or even the idea – but ‘it was the networking skills of the old establishment that flourished’.

I’m not sure that the books really gets to what was happening behind the scenes and time has allowed people to find convincing reasons why events happened. It is, however, written by a journalist who was covering events at the time and witnessed some of the ups and downs at first hand.

If you’re fed up reading about entrepreneurs from the West Coast of the US and want to see how the ‘dot com’ money hit Britain then this is the book that, refreshingly, puts events into a British context.

On this day…

2002: We just want to stop being ripped off

On this day…

2002: We just want to stop being ripped off

40 Days and 40 Nights

Josh Harnett in 40 Days and 40 NightsLast night PY and I watched Josh Hartnett in 40 Days and 40 Nights – thanks to the delights of Sky Box Office. It was a well-made film and I enjoyed it as a movie that can be watched on an evening when you want to say in a watch a film that doesn’t make you think too hard.

The premise is that Matt is tired of his sex life and the way it seems to run his life. So, he gives up sex for lent and, of course, meets somebody in that time. It was OK but I think it was supposed to be either satirical or out-and-out funny (I believe there’s a difference). Yet I didn’t really laugh. Which is a shame because it’s OK.

Verdict: Watch when you don’t want to use any brain cells. Watch if you want to see Josh Hartnett with no shirt on!

On this day…

2005: Fans Vote On Qualifying Rules
2003: Consumers Around Your Product
2003: No More Netscape
2002: London Life Underground
2002: 50 things
2002: I say “medieval” – You say “medireview”

On this day…

2005: Fans Vote On Qualifying Rules
2003: Consumers Around Your Product
2003: No More Netscape
2002: London Life Underground
2002: 50 things
2002: I say “medieval” – You say “medireview”

Consumers Around Your Product

If you can build the trust of your customers it is a wonderful thing. I was about to post a link to Jason Kottke’s wonderful donut man piece (and there, I have done) but then I found this from Matt Haughey which I thought was an interesting twist:

The story of the donut man reminds us all there are two ways a business can view people crowding around their valuable products: either as thieving pirates that must be stopped at all costs, or as potential customers that can bring in a lot of money

[Donuts ‘n Porn]

On this day…

2005: Fans Vote On Qualifying Rules
2003: 40 Days and 40 Nights
2003: No More Netscape
2002: London Life Underground
2002: 50 things
2002: I say “medieval” – You say “medireview”

On this day…

2005: Fans Vote On Qualifying Rules
2003: 40 Days and 40 Nights
2003: No More Netscape
2002: London Life Underground
2002: 50 things
2002: I say “medieval” – You say “medireview”