They call it Celebrity Big Brother'. I want to start a new game today. Can you actually spot the celebrity in the show? I see there's a lot of people who would quite like to be a celebrity but I haven't spotted a real one yet. Apparently, they can be quite shy and you have to look really hard. If you see one then please don't hesitate to let me know. Seriously, we all like to moan that a show like this is full of people we have never heard of but often we don't really mean that. Now, I am addicted to TV trash as much as the next person, and I still think this is one of the most poor showings ever. Thus, I imagine, it will be a huge hit and they'll all be signed up for a season of commercials, talkshows and pantomimes before January's finished.

Still, Preston might be worth watching.