OK, so I haven't been writing quite as much as I used to. There are two reasons for that and, as I don't have anything else to write right now, I'll bore you with those excuses.

Firstly, I have been very busy at work. In fact, so busy I have been neglecting my diet & gym routines which is awful and means that, like The Tin Man, I am getting a gut for summer which is more than I want. This is, naturally, your fault as you are my gym buddy so, c'mon, start motivating me.

Secondly, I have been on holiday. Two weeks in Vancouver was lovely. There are picture somewhere which should be updated here eventually but that's a daunting prospect and - let's face it - it's unlikely to happen. And so, we are here.

Normal service will be resumed shortly.