It happens to me every day: A cow ended up in a garden swimming pool after bolting while being taken to new pastures[Ananova].

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And if that wasn't enough, you've got to beware. Casual dress, apparently, means a causal slapdash attitude to work. Even worse, they say, casual dress will bring down major international corporations and and the collapse of civilisation as we know it. Honest. [Washington Post]